Flippity Trippity’s Twelve Days of Christmas - On the Third Day
Or are they a little more aristocratic and look like this:
Whatever they look like, something has got to be changed otherwise you’ll be overrun by birds before the end of the song. Since your true love won’t stop buying you birds, I’ll send some help.
On the Third Day of Christmas Flippity Trippity gave to me, Three French Men
French Man #1: Mario Lemieux He’s a hall of famer hockey player so you know he’s in shape, he’s got great work ethics, and an egg is like a puck so you know he won’t break any when he’s fetching your breakfast in the morning.
French Man #2: Gerard Depardieu The thoughtful French man from Green Card also has some mad sword play skills as seen in Cyrano so he can protect the birds from any foxes or coyotes.
French Man #3: Chef Anthony Bourdain Sure he was born in America, but the star of No Reservations has his ancestry rooted in France which qualifies him to be French Man #3 on my list. The reason for this pick is probably obvious, he’s a chef and with so many birds around, you’ll be thanking me for sending you a French Chef. Plus he’s a darn fine writer and a funny guy.
And the book that started it all and a really great read.